Obama said the following in a speech yesterday.

"There are things you can do individually though, to save energy. Like making sure your tires are properly inflated.  Simple things.  But we could save all the oil that they're talking about getting off drilling if everybody was just inflating their tires and getting regular tune-ups. You could actually save just as much."

The Democrats like saying that we 'cannot drill our way out of the oil problem', but Obama says we can just inflate our way out of it.  That's it!  It's so easy.  His 'solution' is so simple, I can't believe anyone hasn't thought of it before.

Here are a few more suggested Obama Solutions (TM) to fix the problems of the world.


Global Problem:  Islamic terrorists want to kill us because we believe differently.

Obama Solution (TM): Each American can send a plate of 'peace cookies' to the terrorist state of their choice.


Global Problem:  Too much CO2 is causing global warming.

Obama Solution (TM): Each American is to hold their breath for 10 or more seconds, three times a day.


Global Problem:  Personal and retirement savings is at an all-time low.

Obama Solution (TM): Everyone can look under their couch cushions and put whatever money they find into an interest bearing savings account.


Global Problem:  Millions of people are starving all over the world.

Obama Solution (TM): Each American should chew their food at least 30 times, making each meal last longer and feeling full more quickly.  Any excess food should then be mailed to starving countries ASAP.


Wow.  How did we ever survive without Obama's clarity of thought and remarkable insight?  I'd better get out and make sure my tires are full, right after my breath holding time is finished.