Hey kids!  Would you like to play a fun game to find out what kind of Global Warming Pig you are?  How about being told you are 'evil' for keeping warm with a wood stove?  If this sounds like fun to you, then check out the Australian Broadcasting Corporation's new science website.  Here, our totally unbiased news organization lets you determine how much damage you are doing to the earth just by living your life.  Here's a few fun screenshots to enjoy.


Try out our Greenhouse Calculator where you can enter stuff about your life such as how many miles you drive or how much meat you eat, and compare yourself to the 'Average Aussie Pig'.  See your 'pig' explode when you have used your lifetime's share of resources, and find out how old you should be when you die.  Look at all the blood; what fun!  I was supposed to die at age 1.  Sorry mum.







How about a fun quiz called 'Your Lifestyle', where you can answer things like if you use organic fruit or how you heat your house.  Nothing will build the old self-esteem like being called 'evil one' and told 'you suck'!







Do you buy any clothes from China?  If so, you are supporting child labor, or at least Greena says so.








Come play the game Planet Slayer.  You can choose to save the Earth playing the character 'Greena', complete with her peace symbol and nose ring, or you can destroy the planet with the character 'X-On', carrying her poodle, sunglasses, and handbag.  (X-On; that name rings a bell.)




Thanks for visiting the Australian Broadcasting Corporation where our motto is, "You say brainwashing like it's a bad thing."  Bye kids!