Obama's Permission Slip
European Department of Food, Thermostats, and Motor Vehicles.
Dear Sirs,
As per Obama's mandate that "We can't drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep our homes on 72 degrees at all times ... and then just expect that other countries are going to say OK," I am formally requesting permission to drive to work this morning. It is a bit chilly this morning as well, I would like to temporarily turn the heat up in the house for a hour or two. Also, if it would not be too much trouble, please allow me to have some breakfast. Please respond as soon as possible, I need to leave pretty soon if I am going to make it to work on time.
Thank you for your time and consideration
I'm sorry, at this time we will have to reject your request due to a 0.4 Celsius rise in local temperatures here in the EU.
Je suis désolé, à ce moment-là, nous aurons à rejeter votre requête en raison d'une hausse 0,4 degrés Celsius dans les températures dans l'UE.
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