10. Bill Clinton calling you 'the new guy.'

9. She will be looking for dirt to use against you in 2012.

8. Drops your 'likability' score to sub-zero.

7. Pink drapes in the Lincoln bedroom.

6. Bill chasing co-eds around the Whitehouse at all hours.

5. The secret service code name for you will be 'whipped.'

4. You call this 'change?'

3. Your administration's documents will have a tendency to 'disappear.'

2. She will wear all of your clothes.

1. You will have to have an Official Whitehouse Food Taster.